Ok Jared...no more wedding receptions for you! // Telekinetic Marketing

I think I know these fools...

I know "of" their family names, and from what I know, the reason why they couldn't find Kessler's eyebrow, is probably because Gartland ate it.

"BARRE, Vt. - A decorated Iraq war veteran whose eyebrow was partially bitten off in a fight at his wedding reception told jurors Tuesday that he voluntarily pulled away moments before the other man lunged and bit him.

Kessler confronted him, and words led to shoving and then a flurry of punches. The fight lasted only seconds, according to Kessler. He said he had disengaged from Gartland and put his hands up when Gartland - whom he knew only in passing as the boyfriend of his wife's cousin - suddenly attacked, sinking his teeth into Kessler's forehead and gouging out a chunk of flesh and hair.

It was never found, despite efforts by the bride's father and others, who combed the farm property with flashlights, looking."